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Why are you here?
I'll tell you why. You are
bored out of your mind. You are sitting at home, at
school or at work wishing you were doing something else.
You are desperately looking for a way to entertain yourself
while you waste your life on the internet. We can help
you. We hand sort through the tons of link submissions we get each day to find the best few. And here they are.
There'll be more tomorrow.
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3.5.05
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Today's update is brought to you by the good folks at Greektown Casino Detroit. More specifically that second slot machine from the right all the way in the back, thanks for a great night. Now anybody seen those hotlinks?
Set your phasers to Pissed
Nerds worldwide brave the sunlight to protest the cancelation of Star Trek. Theyre protesting in the streets everywhere, even Tel Aviv, "they don't even have streets in Tel Aviv but they've taken the protest to the streets therev"
Spidey vs Jesus
The webbed warrior takes on his toughest villian yet: Jesus Christ
Guitoilet
The one part of your house that doesn't have a guitar-shaped anything in it is no more!
Condoms are cheaper than diapers
This baby tee really makes you realize where you could be if youre not careful.
The exact Population of the world.
See what it is now, and enter any date to see what it was...or will be. 6,503,192,400 people cant be wrong!
The end of the internet
Thank god! Now we can all finally go outside! Oh wait, whats that you way? Its just another website? Good call, looks like this site will be updated again tomrrow.
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3.4.05
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So its my birthday today. Rock and roll. By the time any of you are reading this I will be completely tanked. What else is there to say? Bitches get stitches and I spend all my money on pinball.
1,159 Naughty Words
Here is a list of words that the NFL has banned from being put on jerseys or helmets. Go fcc yourself!
Play with the balls
This is another game that will waste hours of your life.
Free the Balloon (game)
Hours and hours of your life wasted. No winners yet!
Beer is for winners!
But you already knew that. Latest "booze news"
Engineers devise "invisibility shield"
Working on a way to prevent electrons in certain cells from reflecting and refracting
The complete Anarchist's Cookbook
Your number one source on how to make all sorts of cool things. But its only for information purposes, of course.
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3.3.04
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This morning I woke up and thought to myself, "you know what, LMAOlinks is one of the sweetest websites of all time." An you know what? Im right. So today's message is simple: BOOKMARK US BITCHES!
While you're at it, MAKE US YOUR FRIGGIN HOMEPAGE.
I mean god knows there's new stuff posted every day.
Nice 404 error
Cool 404 errors show that a webmaster took time to think about his visitors and what they may encounter. Our 404 error is not cool.
Nicer 404 error
Yet another site looking out for the retarded visitor
The Bad Sweater Project
How this guys and his lame-ass pictures made it into FHM is anyone's guess.
Missile Launcher For Sale on eBay
This has to be getting shut down. But if any of you want your picture on this website, just email us to show that you were the high bidder on this monster.
A great look at what makes George Bush tick
Ever wonder why he does what he does. Well this guy sums it up quite well.
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3.2.05
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We just got our free iPod from freeiPods.com this week! How sweet! I am now on a mission to spread the word about these legit offers. It is for real, Gratis Internet has given away more than $4 million in free stuff to date. I can give you pics of the free TV and free iPod I have received. Give it a month or so of posting you link around and you can make it happen yourself! Seriously, give it a try.
Motorized bar stool
The 2003 Bog Chicken stool gets great mileage and sports a beastly 6.5 HP engine. No, its not a Hemi.
4 floors and thousands of multicolored post-its later
These schmucks created a scene from Super Mario on the side of their dorm. Alcohol was hopefully a factor.
Nude man covered in nacho cheese: arrested
A man
caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and
covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four
other charges.
Ever feel like you're a rat on a running wheel?
Well now you pretty much can be thanks to what we are calling the MOST IMPRESSIVE INVENTION EVER out of Brazil of all places (when was the last time you heard a news story from Brazil?)
Good News! You're gonna die!
Find out the exact moment of your ever-nearing eternal damnation begins at this website.
FOX "news" vs. Canada
America's "fair and balanced" national BS channel makes some incredibly intelligent claims about our humble neighbor to the north.
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3.1.05
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So we're growing. Pretty rad. I would like to the time to shout out to the guys at collegehumor.com. They are the forerunner in the online humor revolution, and every humor website you visit is trying to be them. We bow humbly before them. in fact that link you just clicked was a link exchange with them. We're whores.
Speaking of, its really easy for you to bribe us into posting your link.
Complete Retard steals a GPS device
I am glad he decided to do this. Hopefully while in jail his idiocy will be less likely to seep into the general population.
Casket Furniture
Reduce the burden of high priced funerals
with unique alternatives.
Get your very own barcode
Ever had trouble ringing yourself up at the grocery store? Weve found the long-awaited solution. Another serious social problem put to rest by the boys at LMAOlinks
69 fun things to do at Kmart
Unfortunately none of these involve guns, but they do involve the misery of others so we're sure you'll get a kick out of it.
Secular Humanism
The belief structure that dosent involve magic tricks, hypocrisy and injustice! Heck yes were trying to convert you!
Social Insecurity
Not that any of you care, but you should. This will tell you what your Social Security payment will look like when G Dubs is done with the system
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2.28.05
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From now you're gonna get some words of wisdom from yours truly with each update. Get used to it. I have made a pact with some buddies to not shave until hockey is back on. If you're in on it email tom@lmaolinks.com, im getting something together. Now where's those links?
Will work for sex. This guy's making it happen
If this guy is starting his own business, we want an application
I hate food
I don't understand this website but it looks cool
8 Napoleon Dynamite soundboards
So many boards with the same sounds. Friggin idiots.
Rejected
If you still haven't seen this hold on to your energy drinks, it's a ride.
Awful Plastic surgery
You mean Dr Sham wasn't licensed?! I was wondering why I was able to finance the operation with incremental payments of black tar heroin.
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2.27.05
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A bunch of weird-ass bike seats
Some celeb seats, and some very weird shizzle
Toothbrush sends music directly to your brain
Based on the ever-useless musical lollypop technology.
Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines
The title pretty much covers it on this one.
50 foods you should eat before you die
Everything but the Guinea Pig sounds alright
Tadpole!
See how far you can swim. Think back to your fetal days.
President Bush v Tic Tacs
"Who would make a better president Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs? An objective analysis."
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2.26.05
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5 Valuable coins you may have in your pocket right now
Check the couch cushions, that penny could be worth $200,000+
Hot beef in the music scene caused by Paris Hilton
Black Eyed Peas' Fergie: 'I am going to kill Paris Hilton'
The most disturbingly gross animal on Earth
“The only things I’ve found that come even close are some species of fish."
iPod Shuffle!
Gratis Internet, a multimillion dollar company featured on
TechTV, MSNBC, FOX and CNN offers free iPod Shuffle with
completion of a single offer!
South Korea has best-dressed homeless
Remember, South Korea is the good Korea
Advertise in my hand--my crippled ass hand
Weirdest body advertisement for sale on eBay for sure.
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2.25.05
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No idea what this is, but for some reason its cool
Series of hot animations that give the meaninglessness of your life less meaning.
Things to accomplish your senior year
"Fill in the dots on a scantron to look like a penis, pot someone else's name on it, then leave"
Kelly Ozbourne's gross pit stains
If you didn't think she was a sweaty slob before, this will get er done.
Pimp my burger!
Because white folks just don't get x-to-the-z
Black People love us!
Our white friends just don't get it.
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2.24.05
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A manly-Man's review of tech goodies
Do you really need to be on time to the millisecond. Maybe that $400 you spent on an atomic clock microwave was a bad idea...nah!
Freestyle walking
Do you want to look cool? are you broke as hell? Are you not coordinated enough to skateboard? This is the ticket!
Space colonization, keep it on the DL
Don't tell anyone, but mankind may populate other worlds. God, the things people are scared to talk about...
The 100 hottest gadgets of all time
We are disappointed to see that the spork did not make the ranking.
About time iPods got some flak
Mock iPod commercial. U2 wasn’t cutting it anyway in our books. And while I'm on the topic, why is it that Bono can have a #1 record one week, and be saving children in Africa the next, and joining international peace organizations the next. I swear if we ever do land on Mars the door to the shuttle will open and friggin Bono will hop out.
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2.23.05
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Dump a 40 on the sidewalk, kids. Blink-182 is no more
Rock threesome take an "indefinite hiatus" with "no immediate plans of reforming" to spend some well-deserved time with their families. Mad props.
Watch out for this new virus, on your cell
Certain bloetooth phones are at risk.
Nightrider...only for real
Hello Mr. Schmo, where do we want to go today?
Man wins lotto 2 days after getting a divorce
Crack open a cold one Mr. Lord of the Lotto, this one is on us
RIP America, 1776-2004
Pouring out the symbolic 40 in honor of a fallen friend. We should all be so lucky to go out with such dignity.
When a good fart goes bad
We've all been there.
Company offers free iPods!
Gratis Internet, a multimillion dollar company featured on
TechTV, MSNBC, FOX and CNN offers free iPods with
completion of a single offer! I tried it and got mine an about a month!
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2.22.05
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Paris Hilton's Sidekick gets hacked
Tmobile gets hacked, Hiltons phonebook leaks to internet..
The 12 coolest numbers we found from her phone
Hurry up before we get shut down. I am serious.
Man impales face with giant hook
Good times working in manual labor. Still better than food service.
Hate George Bush's face?
Rearrange it here. Go blue states.
George Bush admits to smoking Pot
A friend taped a conversation with him before he was the prez.
Army working on robot soldiers
This just has 'bad news' written all over it. President Schwartzenegger would have no part of it.
Springfield is for gay lovers of marriage
Leave it to the FOX network. Props on the equality.
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2.21.05
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Global Rich List
Input your annual income and be ranked among everyone one earth. You will be surprised.
Man selling his soul on eBay
What kind of insane moron does something like this. And who
are these people bidding on it?
How to make your own espresso machine!
All you will need is about $10 and a trip to Lowe's!
Animation of a woman's creation
Starts with skeleton, then flesh, clothes, etc. Really cool.
Projectile Infant Vomit! (video)
If a line like that dosent make you click, I don't know what will. This is absolutely classic.
Egg cracker or weird sex toy...
This guy is selling some tool. It can be used for whatever you want...
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2.20.05
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Relationship 101 classes at college?
Sign me up for that stuff! Classes get high enrollment rates.
Ebayers that suck
A list of eBay members that are out to scam you. Also a very nasty anti-eBay website.
You should burn your house down?
"Fire is awesome, and so is new stuff. If I were you, I would stop
reading this website and totally go burn my house down right now."
This is what happens when webmasters apply for real jobs (pic)
This is why the internet and real life are never supposed to cross paths.
Caffeinated soap!
Yeah, its real. I guess that pretty much speaks for itself.
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2.19.05
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Undersize me!
A
teacher proves that lifestyle is more important than diet,
loses weight eating nothing but McDonalds!
Doctors remove baby's head
Second head, that is. Weird pics.
Company offers free iPod Shuffle!
Gratis Internet, a multimillion dollar company featured on
TechTV, MSNBC, FOX and CNN offers free iPod Shuffle with
completion of a single offer!
Boys will be boys
Even little animal boys. Flies and monkeys too!
Ping Pong Ball game (game)
Will keep any internet fiend busy for hours. We guarantee
it!
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2.18.05
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Unlucky Skydiver (video)
This video really makes you reconsider skydiving as a sane
person's recreational activity.
Remove scratches from your iPod
Shine that status symbol at home, with stuff you already
have in the bathroom!
Google...backwards
Your favorite search engine. Flip Flopping like the
Democrats they are!
Junkfood Jack (game)
Addicting game. Clown has to get keys and avoid spikes!
Bush beats out Leatherface, Golum, Doc Oc
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British survey on the Best Movie Villains of all time
Microsoft House
A
building painted to look like your windows desktop. Mine
would be painted like the BSOD.
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